Monday | June 04, 2007

A Little Rant

 

I apologize as I have a rant coming on. I'm listening to Horowitz play Mozart and having some wine, but I had to have License to Grill on and he is doing something very similar to what I made look like Atilla the Hun was the main chef...Oi.

 

Where to start..ok..the deposit on wine bottles...yup that's a good one.... took some back... 20 bucks too...had the yute help me and I filled my trunk.. tripped over some furniture on the deck getting that last 20 cents worth and landed in what was in my recycle........It hurt and I looked foolish. To make it worse  Chairman Miller of Toronto wants to sue the province for taking funds away from his recycling effort. I love Communism...hey I recycled and sometimes went to the neighbor's bin when I had too many empties...now they laugh at me at the Beer Store. I  even asked if Albert ( a handicapped man who lived down the street and collected empties for cigarette money) was still in the neighborhood. He took care of my beer empties, maybe he does wine and I felt good getting him a little money.

 

Now hamburgers. I love a good burger and now have to go to Detroit to get one. Oh yes, the pie police want to protect me from undercooked meat. EXCUSE ME, but I am an adult and am careful and don't get a medium rare burger from Typhoid Mary (btw I have eaten in many of Detroit's finest watering holes and always seemed to survive their medium rare burgers). Now I must get charcoal and I hate charcoal. So now Tso and I act like refugees and go to Detroit to get our fix. But you know what???? That medium rare burger smothered in stilton with an Anchor Steam was wonderful. For all you out there who think that Americans can't make beer should try one of those babies cos they are great. Please let me choose and close those dirty restaurants and leave the places I go alone. Must I pay them off to get a medium burger...I don't even try anymore.

 

Oh yeah, while I'm on that, what about sunny side up eggs....I love them BUT NO... the pie police say they are dangerous. Well well well glad you are protecting me............................

 

 

Ok , the St John's is kicking in, and I feel better......
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